I Know What you did Last Crypto Winter: 20 Crypto Jokes
Bitcoin went bellow USD 10K. That happened.
By the time I typed this, altcoins rallied, then Bitcoin jumped over USD 10K. That happened.
In the ever-larger world of regulations-related news, a Chinese court reportedly recognized Bitcoin as having legal value as property; U.S. CFTC is investigating BitMEX; U.S. lawmakers are moving fast to stop major IT companies from issuing cryptocurrencies; U.S. Congress can make stablecoins and Libra irrelevant; Crypto Mom is worried about forfeiting innovation to other countries, and the G7 is worried too but about crypto and Libra. Speaking about Libra, Facebook’s main game might actually be Calibra, but either way, there were not one, but two hearings so far to talk about the new coin. Trump famously took aim at Bitcoin and Libra, for which the community thanked him, while the Treasury Secretary is also uncomfortable with Libra.
Meanwhile, South Korean major mobile carriers joined with major companies and banks on a blockchain-powered mobile identification platform collaboration, and LG began offering blockchain-powered mobile phone insurance. Speaking of blockchain, Siemens is looking into ways to use this technology for carsharing, and Pundi X partnered with Verifone to bring crypto to more retailers. It was a good week for Huobi which announced its new stablecoin, and they’re also considering 'a more balanced shift' than Binance’s ‘radical’ BNB burn. And while the anticipated Polkadot announced the “canary-net” that is its experimental version called Kusama, and Ycash, Zchash hard fork went live, Vitalik Buterin was criticized for his ‘Ethereum + Bitcoin Cash’ scalability solution. And in the midst of it all, Ray Dalio brings hope to BTC.
Once all is done, sit back and watch the Roubini vs. Hayes match.
But first, the jokes. Enjoy!
crypto ban the movie first pictures leaked pic.twitter.com/iBqWRM3tqI— 81tc01n (@81TC01N) July 15, 2019
Everything is relative. A matter of context really.
This too shall pass before coming back again.
So they say. I don't believe them.
Here's one that'll take a few years of your life.
What trading altcoins feels like right now.— Jacob Canfield (@JacobCanfield) July 16, 2019
It's a special kind of love.
Hey, hey, listen to this one!
Uh! Another one!
Why do bitcoiners want a Lambo?— Gem (@GemCrypto) July 15, 2019
Because Ferrari is owned by Fiat.
Alternate realities... Parallel universes....
Vitalik proposing scaling via bcash— grubles (@notgrubles) July 17, 2019
Congressmen differentiating Bitcoin from shitcoins
What alternative universe is this.
It's been 84 years...
Ugh! That poor, poor kitty...
Bitcoin Price action today pic.twitter.com/ZpbqWOhMsc— FatihSK (@FatihSK87) July 19, 2019
Is that USS Enterprise? Well, this should be entertaining. Yah!
Listen, it's easy!
When some retrospection's in order.
Cryptos are based on thin air, he said...
Did you ever look closely at that famous Mnuchin photo? Can't believe everyone missed this! pic.twitter.com/KjtcJn7z83— Mike In $pace (@mikeinspace) July 15, 2019
It's official. Written, signed, sealed, and everything.
Greenhouse Effect: It's official, one unit of thin air now costs more than $10k. pic.twitter.com/ZHi8KxBZoZ— LaurentMT (@LaurentMT) July 16, 2019
Just a relaxing walk, really...
First contexts, then different realities, followed by the Enterprise, now the relativity of time... Cryptoworld's a lot of fun!
NEWS FROM THE FUTURE 2043 - Craig Wright released from Jail. pic.twitter.com/cSAeSaZr4I— Crypto Meme Central 🔞 (@CryptoScamHub) July 17, 2019
Nothing much. Nothing's happening. Why? What did you hear?
Wife: what do you guys even talk about on bitcoin Twitter?— AMERICAN HODL 🔑 (@MericanHodl) July 14, 2019
As (almost) every weekend, a crypto song in its celebration: crypto trader subgenre.