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I Know What you did Last Crypto Winter: 20 Crypto Jokes

Bitcoin went bellow USD 10K. That happened.

By the time I typed this, altcoins rallied, then Bitcoin jumped over USD 10K. That happened.

In the ever-larger world of regulations-related news, a Chinese court reportedly recognized Bitcoin as having legal value as property; U.S. CFTC is investigating BitMEX; U.S. lawmakers are moving fast to stop major IT companies from issuing cryptocurrencies; U.S. Congress can make stablecoins and Libra irrelevant; Crypto Mom is worried about forfeiting innovation to other countries, and the G7 is worried too but about crypto and Libra. Speaking about Libra, Facebook’s main game might actually be Calibra, but either way, there were not one, but two hearings so far to talk about the new coin. Trump famously took aim at Bitcoin and Libra, for which the community thanked him, while the Treasury Secretary is also uncomfortable with Libra.

Meanwhile, South Korean major mobile carriers joined with major companies and banks on a blockchain-powered mobile identification platform collaboration, and LG began offering blockchain-powered mobile phone insurance. Speaking of blockchain, Siemens is looking into ways to use this technology for carsharing, and Pundi X partnered with Verifone to bring crypto to more retailers. It was a good week for Huobi which announced its new stablecoin, and they’re also considering 'a more balanced shift' than Binance’s ‘radical’ BNB burn. And while the anticipated Polkadot announced the “canary-net” that is its experimental version called Kusama, and Ycash, Zchash hard fork went live, Vitalik Buterin was criticized for his ‘Ethereum + Bitcoin Cash’ scalability solution. And in the midst of it all, Ray Dalio brings hope to BTC.

Once all is done, sit back and watch the Roubini vs. Hayes match.

But first, the jokes. Enjoy!

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That looks...interesting.

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Everything is relative. A matter of context really.

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This too shall pass before coming back again.

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So they say. I don't believe them.

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Here's one that'll take a few years of your life.

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It's a special kind of love.

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Hey, hey, listen to this one!

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Uh! Another one!

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Alternate realities... Parallel universes....

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It's been 84 years...

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Ugh! That poor, poor kitty...

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Is that USS Enterprise? Well, this should be entertaining. Yah!

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Listen, it's easy!

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When some retrospection's in order.

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Cryptos are based on thin air, he said...

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It's official. Written, signed, sealed, and everything.

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Just a relaxing walk, really...

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First contexts, then different realities, followed by the Enterprise, now the relativity of time... Cryptoworld's a lot of fun!

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Nothing much. Nothing's happening. Why? What did you hear?

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As (almost) every weekend, a crypto song in its celebration: crypto trader subgenre.

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