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ETFs Are Tots Coming, ETFs Are Not Coming, ETFs Are ETFing and 20 Crypto Jokes

A weekly round-up of top crypto news from Cryptonews.com and a collection of 20 hand-picked crypto jokes.

, by Sead Fadilpašić

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ETF Countdowns, Screaming Buys, Happy New Years and 20 Crypto Jokes

A weekly round-up of top crypto news from Cryptonews.com and a collection of 20 hand-picked crypto jokes.

, by Sead Fadilpašić

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In the First Q of ‘24, the US SEC Sent to Me an ETF with Bee-Tee-Cee and 20 Crypto Jokes

A weekly round-up of top crypto news from Cryptonews.com and a collection of 20 hand-picked crypto jokes.

, by Sead Fadilpašić

Eliminating Fees, Killing Features, Reducing Payouts and 20 Crypto Jokes

This is your weekly digest of top crypto news from Cryptonews.com, followed by a collection of 20 hand-picked crypto jokes. __________ This week in crypto: we looked into bitcoin price predictions as BTC surpassed $42,000 amidst dovish Fed signals, as well as ethereum price predictions as...

, by Sead Fadilpašić

Michael Saylor’s 2BNs, Adam Back’s 700Ks, Jamie Dimon’s No-to-BTCs and 20 Crypto Jokes

This is your weekly digest of top crypto news from Cryptonews.com, followed by a collection of 20 hand-picked crypto jokes. __________ This crypto week in the crypto world: the super-majority of bitcoin holders were back in profit, a Glassnode analyst expected the BTC pump to...

, by Sead Fadilpašić

Vitalik Buterin’s Plans, Changpeng Zhao’s Hooks, Michael Saylor’s Shoppings and 20 Crypto Jokes

This week in crypto: Vitalik Buterin said he plans to redesign Ethereum staking and praised the UTXO payment model, MicroStrategy CEO Michael Saylor bought an additional $593 million worth of BTC, Reddit renounced Moons’ contract completing the decentralization of the token, and...

, by Sead Fadilpašić

Binance CZing, Altman OpenAIing, Kraken SECing and 20 Crypto Jokes

This week in crypto: a lot! This a lot included Binance, CZ, Sam Altman, OpenAI, Kraken, Coinbase, lawsuits, banks, hacks… First up: Binance! What a week for the exchange. Prosecutors were pressing a federal judge to prevent former Binance CEO Changpeng Zhao from leaving the US before his...

, by Sead Fadilpašić

Million Risky Bitcoins, 48 Pro-tax Fighters, 1 Exec Kidnapping and 20 Crypto Jokes

This week in crypto: Bitcoin wallets created before 2016 may be vulnerable with billions of dollars currently at risk, crypto veteran expected bitcoin to maintain bullish momentum and drive the price towards $40,000 by year-end, JPMorgan expected JPM Coin to hit $10 billion in daily transactions in...

, by Sead Fadilpašić

BlackRock’s Trusts, Crypto’s Jumps, NFT’s Spikes and 20 Crypto Jokes

This week in crypto: ETH jumped as BlackRock registered the iShares Ethereum Trust in the US, Ethereum’s failed transactions resulted in major user losses, JPMorgan analysts said that the bitcoin rally was ‘overdone’, Bitcoin wallets holding over $1,000 surged to 8 million and set...

, by Sead Fadilpašić

Blasting Bitcoin, Jumping Solana, Partnerships Galore and 20 Crypto Jokes

This week in crypto: bitcoin blasted back above $35,000 as bulls regained control, the solana price rallied more than 50% in a week, and the Celestia project surpassed a $370m market cap following a highly anticipated launch. MicroStrategy acquired an additional 155 BTC at the cost of $5.3 million,...

, by Sead Fadilpašić

Bitcoin Did Something, Ethereum Got High and 20 Crypto Jokes

This week in cypto: BTC was poked, and it did do something. Robert Kiyosaki said that the next target for BTC is $135,000, and as the crypto markets experienced a broad rally, ETH prices reached a 2-month high. Meanwhile, JPMorgan Chase’s JPM Coin handled $1 billion worth of daily...

, by Sead Fadilpašić

Predicting Bull Runs, Filing for ETFs, Collecting Txn Info and 20 Crypto Jokes

This cryptoweek: crypto's liquid staking sector rose to a near-record high with a $15 billion surge, bitcoin defied the trends as crypto funds experienced a $342 million outflow streak, Bitcoin miners were considering hedging options to protect their revenue stability amidst the market volatility,...

, by Sead Fadilpašić

Surging Adoptions, Unsupporting BUSDs, Winning Cases and 20 Crypto Jokes

This week in the cryptoverse, there was a lot of crypto. More specifically: major Ethereum staking providers promised not to own more than 22% of validators, Bitcoin adoption in Argentina was surging, contrasting the more measured approach seen in El Salvador, Shibarium resumed token withdrawals...

, by Sead Fadilpašić

Binance NotConnect, Coinbase Significant, PayPal Integrate and 20 Crypto Jokes

This week in crypto: Kaiko found that BTC and ETH were slightly less volatile than oil as both assets continued to trade sideways, Coinbase secured approval to launch bitcoin and ether futures trading for the US customers, and Valkyrie Funds filed for an Ethereum Strategy ETF that would invest in...

, by Sead Fadilpašić

Coinbase Bases, PayPal Stablecoins, Binance Exchanges and 20 Crypto Jokes

This cryptoweek in the cryptoverse: crypto! Glassnode found that long-term holders now control more BTC than ever, and we learned that crypto is now scarcely more supportive of the sex industry than the banking sector. Coinbase’s new Ethereum layer-2 blockchain Base went live on Wednesday,...

, by Sead Fadilpašić

Bitcoin’s Highs, Coinbase’s Bases, Binance’s Licenses, FTX’s 2.0s and 20 Crypto Jokes

This week in the world of crypto: Bitcoin hit a one-week high after MicroStrategy signaled intent to add significantly to its BTC holdings, Tether bought BTC 1,529 worth $45.4 million in Q2, while its Q2 report showed the company had $3.3 billion in excess reserves and the profits increased 30% to...

, by Sead Fadilpašić

Mashinky’s Arrests, Coinbase’s Messages, Google Play’s NFTs, ETF Optimisms and 20 Crypto Jokes

This week in crypto: Litecoin's strong performance before its 'halving' fueled optimism for a bitcoin rally, Bitcoin miners started preparing for its token rewards reduction, and Polygon proposed to revise its MATIC token to POL as a part of Polygon’s roadmap 2.0. Then, Celsius’ Alex...

, by Sead Fadilpašić

Bitcoin is Top Target, Exchange Heads are Summoned, Ban is Enforced and 20 Crypto Jokes

This week in crypto: Bitcoin remained the top target for institutional investors, a Bitcoin ordinals launchpad introduced a new BRC-69 standard promising 90% cost reduction, Ethereum users proposed ERC 7265 to thwart DeFi hacks, value locked in Solana's liquid staking protocols surged by 91% in the...

, by Sead Fadilpašić

Prison Time, Scam Entity, ETF Attempts, Mini FBI and 20 Crypto Jokes

This week in crypto: Crypto.com came under scrutiny for deploying internal teams to trade tokens for profit, Do Kwon blamed a ‘Chinese-named agency’ for ‘fake Passports’ but both he and Han Chong-joon were found guilty of using fake passports in Montenegro and will serve four months in prison. Kyle...

, by Sead Fadilpašić

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ETFs Are Tots Coming, ETFs Are Not Coming, ETFs Are ETFing and 20 Crypto Jokes

ETF Countdowns, Screaming Buys, Happy New Years and 20 Crypto Jokes

In the First Q of ‘24, the US SEC Sent to Me an ETF with Bee-Tee-Cee and 20 Crypto Jokes

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