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Yams, Supplygates, Demasking, and 20 Crypto Jokes

This week in top two coins news: Bitcoin rallied to new yearly high, while chainlink flipped litecoin; bitcoin got USD 250m endorsement from a major US company, and we calculated which two institutional investors allocated at least 1% to bitcoin. In the meantime, the ethereum supplygate hit the fan, unveiling nuanced answers and hard questions on money. The first week of the ETH 2.0 multi-client testnet Medalla saw a 30% rise in active validators and staked ETH. Russian agents claim that they can 'partially' de-mask bitcoin, ethereum, and other transactions, and some wondered how realistic that plan really is. Meanwhile, Santander is still hesitant to use XRP.

In other crypto news on Cryptonews.com, the freshly launched, unaudited, experimental YAM locked USD 387m in a matter of hours - and then it failed, security experts said they found vulnerabilities that could expose crypto wallets on exchanges, and OKEx CEO said that an Indian crypto ban is unlikely. Big South Korean companies are preparing for a crypto era, while a million country's citizens are now using blockchain-powered driver's licenses. Argentina prepared a beginner’s guide to buying and trading crypto and then hid it. And while the US-China tensions could benefit bitcoin, the Russian COVID-19 vaccine might be a reason why BTC dropped. Speaking of Russia, a tech chief said that Russian Railways might seek to begin smart contract-powered business.

Jokes time!
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The cryptoworld problems.

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Thanks, CT! I'm on it!

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Not a trading advice! Just a general observation.

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You see, it works! There's video proof... Also, DeFi gives you the power to summon Jesus.

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Yummy tickers.

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This one's not the brightest in the bunch.

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Pfft, like ancient truth scrolls are ever honest!

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Source: u/Monsieur_Albert / Reddit

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Here's a contemporary take on a historical event.

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And here's a contemporary take on an ad about a bunch of historical events.

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Look, you all wanted an incentive...

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Buut, when it's not you...

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Source: cryptofunny / Instagram

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Speaking of trading, let's meet two of many types of traders. Here's one.

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Source: cryptomemeking_ / Instagram

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And here's another. Most are both.

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Source: enterprenewer / Instagram

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Much supply, very script.

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Heey, how did BTC do this week?

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Timing is like half a path to riches, or from them...

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Source: cryptoaholic / Instagram

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This is a common question to ask a bro.

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Source: cryptoworld.info / Instagram

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And this is a common situation for a bitcoiner to find themselves in.

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Aaand it's gone.

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For the end, a short documentary for your weekend viewing pleasure.

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