Integration, Domination, Investment and 20 Crypto Jokes
It was a fun week in the Cryptosphere. Is there any other kind though? Tron became a part of Samsung Blockchain Keystore; China's already looking at applying blockchain technology to cross-border trade finance, and China-based coins pumped hard; as BCH network security was in question, BCH rallied too, and then rallied some more on Bitmain drama. Meanwhile, only 10 out of the top 50 coins are green in a year, and when Ethereum introduces staking, the volume of staking activity will more than double.
As South Korea decided to invest more in blockchain, a group of blockchain advocates is trying to change the government’s stance on crypto, and Ripple invested millions in one of the country’s top university blockchain research units. Speaking of Ripple, Japanese giant SBI praised it, while also making millions with crypto. That’s not all, as it turns out that the U.S. still dominates in a several security token-related areas, Sberbank introduced a new low-cost, cross-border remittance solution to rival crypto, Dash responded to the confusion that followed the closing of its Latin America affiliate, Bakkt plans to test a new crypto product with Starbucks, tZERO won a multimillion real estate tokenization project. Also, as Alec Baldwin has been hired by eToro, we learned that Baldwins have been residents of the Cryptoworld for a while now. And a crypto deepfake sent a worrying message.
And after the news summary, here are some jokes for you to enjoy.
The picture that raises the question "but why?".
And the video that answers it.
Nobody:— ₿rekkie von ₿itcoin (@BVBTC) 30 October 2019
Me talking about Bitcoin:
It'll be a beautiful day. For everybody around me apparently.
What have you done? Please refer to the following entry.
Proud community member pic.twitter.com/OLLHd1B0qY— ₿lackbeard (@crypto_blkbeard) 18 October 2019
Crypto masochism. Cryptochism?
Cryptogirl relationship problems.
My boyfriend probably thinks I’m cheating...I get up every morning at 5am and take my cellphone into the bathroom...— Ellie Frost (@_BlockBytch) 27 October 2019
...but I’m just checking the Bitcoin price...💁🏼♀️
Cryptoboy relationship problems.
When she finds out how much money you lost in crypto pic.twitter.com/VUhyUQY6Bs— ⛏Crypto Christopher Walken🥃 (@cryptochrisw) 30 October 2019
What you can't see is all the sweat and nerves.
Ah, this is better.
Calculating how much gold has to go up to keep up with bitcoin. pic.twitter.com/6AJZ4awxrg— Alex Krüger (@krugermacro) 29 October 2019
I think the best winner of the best word describing the market phase we are in comes from @MustStopMurad in private chit chat. We are in CHOPSOLIDATION. Please add it Investopedia. Thanks.— Willy Woo (@woonomic) November 1, 2019
Some sticks and carrots and we're above USD 9K. It always works.
And we all know it to be true.
When the power went off during the fire, I grabbed two irreplaceable things and evacuated .— ℳ (@MichellePhan) 30 October 2019
My cat and my bitcoin wallet.
Two of the many faces of CT: Face 1
Crypto twitter be like— Cryptoboy™️ (@Crypto_Boy1) 30 October 2019
Bullish bearish bullish bearish bullish bearish bullish bearish bullish bearish bullish bearish bullish bearish bearish bullish bearish bullish bearish bullish bearish bearish bullish bearish bullish bearish bullish bearish bullish bearish
TOLD YOU SO
Two of the many faces of CT: Face 2
Wait for it...
Waiting for ETH 2.0 pic.twitter.com/dgxIyWbhmd— Justin Moon (@_JustinMoon_) 19 August 2019
What to do when faced with an unexpected event?
When your ~1sat/byte transaction confirms early pic.twitter.com/f1UQZFTiTT— ₿rekkie von ₿itcoin (@BVBTC) 30 October 2019
Perfect! Literal! Bear! Have a bull one too?
Bear case for bitcoin:— شتر دیدی؟ ندیدی (@arbedout) 11 October 2019
Put this on your Pixel before you start up Samourai pic.twitter.com/99SQmHsLyY
Includes 2020 predictions.
Sacrifices have been made pic.twitter.com/56KuNb2i4O— CryptoChimp (@Cryptanzee) 27 October 2019
Here's to a nice weekend.