Gadgets, Bulls, Misconceptions and 20 Crypto Jokes
There's never a dull moment in the Cryptoverse, and this week is flourishing with exciting announcements.
First and foremost, Bitcoin rallied back above USD 10,000, thus cementing its market dominance at c. 70% and leaving more altcoins bleeding. This led to more experts expressing their bullish views on Bitcoin , and even prominent venture capitalist Fred Wilson stated that he and his firm are "long [on] crypto." Even a workaround for "Bitcoin-ETF" was found, and Japanese banks continued to invest in XRP-powered MoneyTapp app for smartphones.
While we compiled the full list of tokens and dapps supported by the Samsung Galaxy S10, Samsung revealed more details about their crypto-friendly Klaytn phones, and Huobi introduced the Acute Angle blockchain smartphone, while Apple's move into crypto "could make sense," according to an analyst.
In the meantime, Binance announced the launch of USD-backed stablecoin BUSD while its U.S. traders are looking for alternative trading platforms ahead of the U.S. ban. Moving forward, Chinese police untangled an elaborate crypto mining scheme, and Vitalik Buterin shared his views on the biggest misconceptions in crypto.
Most importantly, the first week of autumn has brought us some of the ripest, sweetest crypto memes, and here are the whole twenty of them.
(Insert your favorite coin)
me trying to explain bitcoin to a friend https://t.co/Q9ma66XiyS— nick ᴸ¹ (@nckbtc)
Meanwhile at the Incan citadel.
Nothing to see here.
Another top-notch setup.
"This is the last time we see bitcoin below $10k."
Bitcoin is back above $10K!— Brad Michelson (@BradMichelson) September 2, 2019
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a fresh wave of “BTC to $100k by December” tweets.
And not the last time!
The first time you get liquidated on bitmex https://t.co/qwd3bIYhwL— ⛏Crypto Christopher Walken🥃 (@cryptochrisw)
Crypto risk management in a nutshell.
“Slowly scaling in into these low volume alts cause why not” pic.twitter.com/NnLLi3ttRJ— The Crypto Monk ⛩ (@thecryptomonk) September 1, 2019
"One taco for my hardware wallet with tomato, please."
This summarizes the state of bitcoin and crypto in 2019 pretty well pic.twitter.com/IjuXch7FAM— 𝐕𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐬 🐺🦊 (@karbonbased) September 3, 2019
*Cries in alt season tears*
Everybody' alts RN. pic.twitter.com/HX62jhq2hP— Panama ₿ (@Panama_TJ) September 2, 2019
Is it just me or has the time been running slower during the past two years?
The main difference between kitties and shitcoins, that kitties do grow.
What a waste.
People trying to short Bitcoin pic.twitter.com/HyAHtY6DzA— Michiel Lescrauwaet (@MLescrauwaet) September 4, 2019
Meanwhile in the FOMO land.
When you bought the top and just waiting for price to come back up.— Jacob Canfield (@JacobCanfield) September 1, 2019
"It's a healthy correction," they said.
What about small and heavy ones?
XRP whales have to wait outside pic.twitter.com/NHTimudwjV— ₿rooke (@bitcoinmom) September 3, 2019
*@CryptoInfluencer has blocked you*
Crypto Twitter https://t.co/2GokStzLaY— KING CO฿IE (@CryptoCobain) September 2, 2019
Good luck sleeping at night!
AI Justin Sun🤣 pic.twitter.com/yYDnQzdly8— Justin Sun (@justinsuntron) August 31, 2019
A beautiful journey.
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