The Adventures of Crypto: 20 Crypto Jokes

Well, this was a rollercoaster. Everybody alright out there? Bitcoin went up and beyond USD 11,000, then USD 12,000, USD 13,000, and got so near USD 14,000, we thought it’d touch it. And then Bitcoin showed us once again how volatile it can be. And on top of everything, the community saw another exchange hack.

Let’s see what else happened this week. Two of South Korea’s biggest IT companies might be at least six months ahead of Facebook, but speaking of Facebook, American lawmakers are getting ready for a thorough grilling of the social media giant over Libra. The project may also serve as a spark Japan needed for a G20 crypto debate, and while Libra claims to have seen tons of interest, several of the project’s partners seem to be cautious. Meanwhile, Russian Parliament is at a ‘crypto crossroads’, but Moscow might legalize cryptocurrency trading, though not paying in crypto. Also, Huobi is expanding to Turkey, Bitfinex has new crypto derivative products for adrenaline fans, we’ve seen more examples of the ongoing adoption with Opera’s wallet for iOS and PwC including cryptocurrency auditing in its services, and Animoca Brands chairman Yat Siu bets big on blockchain. Moreover, competition for Ripple is increasing, another giant sector might jump on the tokenization trend, while Goldman Sachs already explores it.

Now that you’ve been briefed – you came for the jokes, and we shall not disappoint. Enjoy!

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Sigh…

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What more does a bear need during a crypto spring?

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So true.

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Speaking of expert opinions.

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Don’t let go– Oh, you <*$/#%!

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Big Zuck is watching your future libras.

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Here you go.

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No.

I need sleep could we hold it here at 13k for 8 hours? Plz!? from r/Bitcoin

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That looks painful.

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…Still hurts.

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This too shall pass.

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So young… So much potential…

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A mess you don’t want to get involved in.

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So close… -_-

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Grow, my satoshis.

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I! Will NOT!

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Relativity and contexts.

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The answer to friends’, family’s, colleagues’, pets’, and neighbours’ question: “yea, but how much will Bitcoin be worth in, like, a decade” is:

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One for 3:30 am on Saturday while in a pub.

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One for 3:30 pm on Sunday when you wake up.