21 Aug 2021 · 2 min read

Rally, Pause, Resume, Regulate and 20 Crypto Jokes

There was a lot of rallying this week, including Solana and Cardano, as well as some rally pauses, and rally continuations, while Ethereum fees jumped to their highest point since May. As this was happening, Mark Cuban stated that he owns less than USD 500 worth of DOGE. Speaking of which, DOGE was rallying too. It was then reported that T-Mobile suffered a breach with the hacker asking for BTC 6, while State Department decided to take give crypto to informants who tip it off on “state-based hackers”. As we learned that the global crypto adoption grew 2,300% in two years, and that institutional players could dominate crypto trading within three years, crypto-sceptic Chilean opposition leader said he owns ETH, while Bitcoiners worked to remind the world of WTFhappenedin1971. And while the Poly Network was prolonging returning the funds, Liquid exchange got hacked.

All South Korean crypto exchanges failed their regulatory “consulting” audits, and the nerve-wracking wait began, with 70% of crypto firms' sites reported to be down. in Russia, an energy firm is set to launch an energy buying platform that makes use of blockchain technology, and Vladimir Putin ordered his government and the Central Bank to prepare a system that will force individuals to declare their crypto holdings. As this was happening, Binance hired a former American Treasury official as its new AML enforcer, and Jay Clayton, Former SEC Chair, joined Fireblock’s advisory board. The Costa Rican central bank said that BTC is not illegal, but also that they don't need a CBDC. Meanwhile, Ripple said the SEC's request for “terabytes” of Slack messages between Ripple employees is "extraordinarily burdensome", crypto sector is the on the third place in the world by phishing attacks growth, and famous Russian Hermitage Museum said Rammstein's singer's NFT sale is unauthorised,

And in the crazy world, a school teacher who asked their students to invest in BTC in the teacher's behalf went on to threaten one of their teenaged students with a weapon after the coin prices began to fall.

Here's your weekly collection of crypto jokes. Enjoy!

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Heey, CT! What's up?

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'I'll pay you back when I sell my NFT for 60 million dollars. Mooom?'

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Let's check on those markets.

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Anything new in traditional markets?

Source: Juan Hodl / Twitter

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Moo.

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Welcome.

Source: btcclicks / Instagram

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Bitcoin eats 2X for breakfast! No, for dinner, before bed, and doesn't even gain weight. Except if by 'weight' you mean price rising, because then it does. A lot!

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'Price up good'.

Source: thefatbitcoin / Instagram (2)

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Many a sleepless nights...

Source: bitcoin.baddie / Instagram

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And for that other type of being asleep, a solution!

Source: crypt_hoes_ / Instagram

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When not sleeping pays off.

Source: cryptoshuttle / Instagram

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'Pay attention, students. Here's a demonstration from an expert nocoiner converter.'

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Now, let's do a short comparison between two kinds of nocturnal creatures.

Source: cryptocurrencies_update / Instagram

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The magic phrase.

Source: coin.bureau / Instagram

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Let’s make that 99 and call it even. Ta.

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Tax time!

Source: CoinGecko / Instagram

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Research time!

Source: cryptofunny / Instagram

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Exquisite talent.

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'I asked what's for lunch'.
'Penguins'!
'Wh--'

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Sound on. You're welcome.