Buffett at Justin’s: 20 Crypto Jokes

With the acquisition rumors going around comment-less, the cryptoverse reached a wider audience thanks to Justin Sun’s lunch with Warren Buffet – a news which inspired a number of memes. Truthfully, there isn’t a boring hour in the cryptoverse.

So what happened this cryptoweek? A lot! Many were shook as Bitcoin fell below USD 8,000, LocalBitcoins removed in-person cash trades, KIN crashed following the news of a lawsuit, and Poloniex faced backlash and possible lawsuits. And while China-dominated Bitcoin mining is currently very profitable, analysts advise against buying BTC now. Also, first trustless over-the-counter service for Ethereum hit the market, a brainchild of 14 major financial firms is coming next year, a Japanese cryptocurrency exchange opened a branch in Peru, the launch of McAfee Freedom Coin has been announced, the Marshall Islands moved forward with their national cryptocurrency project, and football champions started accepting crypto as payment. Meanwhile, SIM-swap attacks are on the rise, Facebook Coin might be unveiled in June, Apple and Microsoft made new crypto moves, while the international coalition against tax criminals, J5, is fighting crypto crime.

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First of all:

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Like a true cryptoninja.

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As is only proper.

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In the name of charity, the lunch shall be had!

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Is a trigger warning in order?

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A teeny, tiny electric bill.

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Call a wildlife center!

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Bon appétit. What’ll be the hardest thing to swallow though?

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All aboard! Grab your loved ones and hold on for dear life.

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Voila!

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Very precise and perfectly correct.

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Uuu, that looks cosy.

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Time flies!

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Aaand, my head is grey now.

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True, true…

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The dream.

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Will the real Satoshi Nakamoto please stand up!

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Le’me see where I am. Oh… Ooooh…

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One for the weekend.

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And another one, just to be on the safe side.