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Elections, Votes, Polls, Choices and 20 Crypto Jokes

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Sead Fadilpašić

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Sead Fadilpašić

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Sead specializes in writing factual and informative articles to help the public navigate the ever-changing world of crypto. He has extensive experience in the blockchain industry, where he has served...

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June 26, 2023

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A new crypto month started, and we learned that bitcoin and litecoin won October, while bitcoin mining difficulty saw its second-largest drop as soon as November begun. As nearly USD 1bn in bitcoin got moved, it turned out the US government was behind it. ETH 2.0 Phase 0 got scheduled for launch on December 1, but users are facing a ‘to stake or not to stake’ dilemma. Tron was accused that JustLink is a copy-past of Chainlink.

And then, the US elections begun, and they lasted for approximately one hundred years. Just joking. It’s still going. Several Cryptoverse-based prediction markets were tested as the elections began, with the tables being quickly turned against Trump, with the prediction markets waving goodbye to the still-president. Meanwhile, bitcoin rallied and then it surpassed USD 15K. And though the crypto presidential candidate Brock Pierce remained silent, bitcoin bull Cynthia Lummis won a US Senate seat, while the race had crypto backers standing on opposite sides.

Venezuela opened a state-run crypto exchange, while all crypto exchanges need to register with the Hong Kong financial securities regulator, and Russian crypto traders may have to declare their earnings to the taxman. South Korea’s financial regulator unveiled a detailed set of regulations under which privacy coins will be banned, but also an ‘arbitrary’ ruling may force the crypto exchanges there to close. Meanwhile, FXCoin, SBI and others will work together on a cryptoasset remittance platform. And while ex-Catalan president Carles Puigdemont used bitcoin to pay for escape to Belgium, South Korean police arrested ‘dozens’ of people in an alleged ETH scam. Meanwhile, PayPal’s CEO said that their users are eager for crypto.

Here is the absolute best weekly crypto jokes collection, carefully selected just for you. Bon cryptotit!

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Different week, same meme, still works.