20 Crypto Jokes to Hide Them Tears

The internet is at it again! Another red week in the market, and another week of hilarious memes to expand your collection. As you’ll see further below, some of these are spinoffs from already known jokes, but you know what they say – all good ideas are simply old ideas with a twist!

Below you’ll see bunch of stuff, from people reacting to prices after giving (poor) financial advice, to how Ethereum plans its future (or doesn’t, to be precise), to what it feels like, having a bag of altcoins.

Hey, you survived the week, you deserve to get some laughs. Here we go!

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Paul Krugman was at it again, giving predictions and doing his best to make his fax machine quote sound minuscule. The internet simply had to hit him with the good old ‘yelling at bitcoin’ meme.

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Well, at least you have food in the fridge for a week, so you won’t starve before Monday, right?

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Hey, as long as those windows are from your lambo, who cares, right?

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How do I ask my boss to hire me back without looking silly?

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FUD is the only three-letter word scarier than DIP.

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But did you buy the dip’s dip?

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This is not how I imagined a romantic dinner!

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Reason? Who needs reason?!

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When will we get candle emojis? Google, Apple, please?

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In a parallel universe. Or soon enough, in our own.

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Excuse me, I can’t hear you over the sound of my lambo’s engine!

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The Altpocalypse is upon us!

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Crypto traders should retire five years earlier than everyone else.

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This is not how we imagined decoupling.

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Oh yes, I love hodling Electroneum, thank you for asking!

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I used to have friends. Now I have tokenized assets, basically the same thing.

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Scaling? Don’t worry, we’ll deal with it later!

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Hi Sam!

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HODL! Until you can get another shoe.

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“I, ___, take you, ___, for my lawful wife/husband, to have and to hodl from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and health, until death do us part.”