20 Crypto Jokes: Get Your Weekly Antidepressant Dose Here

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The rollercoaster of prices – with a general downward trend that makes us nauseous – is a great environment for memes and jokes to flourish. And when you look at the prices and charts, that seems to be the only upside currently.

Although the news might look grim, you – the crypto community – remain ever optimistic and ready for a quick joke or two. We’ve been on our weekly scouring mission, bringing you the twenty best of memes we’ve found to make your market dip slightly easier to bear.

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Can wall scribbles be considered a sign of adoption? No?

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“Ah, yes. You could say I’m an expert. I lost half my savings to shitcoins and the other half to the recent market dip.”

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Bigger disappointment than Kylo Ren turned out to be.

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Evolution is speeding up… and speeding right past us.

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Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. I don’t think stealing crypto is what the Marines / Bear Grylls really meant, but if the shoe fits…

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At this point, if Satoshi himself turned up and told you that Bitcoin is going to moon, would you believe him?

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Don’t trust anything Reddit user u/D-DIG writes. His address says he’s spreading FUD.

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Historical figures whose names tell us they were smart men that would fit right in nowadays.

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What it feels like to diversify your portfolio. This man is every bagholder ever.

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And the attack of the bears is still rampant through the market.

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Found outside a strip club. Is this really such a smart move? The girls are just trying to make some money!

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The second responder seems more aware of the current situation than the first one.

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And y’all laughed at him when he did that.

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We’re the counterculture now.

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If crypto can be on sale, then we’ve been having Black Friday for the past month or so.

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I gotchu fam, that’s almost the exact amount that ETH was at the time of writing. Magic.

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I’m not sure this was in the manual, but whatever floats your boat, I guess.

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Don’t take a shot for every one of these that you hear – alcohol poisoning is unavoidable.

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It’s a difficult journey that rewards the best.

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The poor little idiot was just trying to wash it! The comments on Reddit are just as hilarious. User u/ThalesX asks, “What’s the melting thing?” and u/trillinair responds, “Our hopes and dreams.”

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