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‘I’m Not a Regulator, But I Can Take a Look’ and 20 Crypto Jokes

This week in crypto was, unsurprisingly, another FTX week. Sam Bankman-Fried wanted to start a new business to pay back victims of the collapse, but soon he was arrested in the Bahamas following criminal charges the US filed against him, after which he was denied bail and was held in a detention...

, by Sead Fadilpašić

Lord of the FTX Contagion, To Kill a Terra, The Regulators and Fury, and 20 Crypto Jokes

Let’s see what happened this cryptoweek.In the ongoing FTX mess, the Bahamian authorities confirmed the exchange is under ‘active’ investigation and that the prime minister’s financial intelligence unit is involved, Sam Bankman-Fried went down to $100,000 from the $17...

, by Sead Fadilpašić

One Hundred Years of FTX Mess, All Very Loud at the Crypto Front and 20 Crypto Jokes

This week in crypto, among the many, many FTX-related news: Sam Bankman-Fried was attempting to raise fresh capital in a bid to make customers whole, FTX-owned Liquid suspended withdrawals, BlockFi continued to pause withdrawals, but was then swept by the contagion along with Genesis and Gemini,...

, by Sead Fadilpašić

To FTX or Not to FTX and 20 Crypto Jokes

Well, this was certainly a week. Following rumours that FTX is in financial trouble, Binance said it would liquidate the entirety of its FTT holdings, and FTX CEO Sam Bankman-Fried denied insolvency rumors amid mounting speculations that the exchange was facing liquidity issues, while he also...

, by Sead Fadilpašić

Piloting into Digital Economy, Leading the Fraud Rings, Stealing Billions and 20 Crypto Jokes

This past week in crypto, we looked into whether crypto prices could pump as the US Fed interest rate decision approached, we learned that investment in crypto hit a new low, but an eco-friendly crypto presale raised $12 million. Vitalik Buterin said crypto is better than gold, and BNY Mellon said...

, by Sead Fadilpašić

Hearing Snubs, Attractive Cryptos, Phishing Exploits and 20 Crypto Jokes

For the beginning, here’s the most relevant news from the week behind us. Check if you missed something.A new CoinShares report showed dwindling volume on crypto investment products, and Reddit ‘digital collectibles’ trading volume shot past its all-time high, while the...

, by Sead Fadilpašić

BTC Maybe-Uppers, Firms Under-Investigations, Could-be Compensations and 20 Crypto Jokes

This week in crypto: Kevin O'Leary, aka Mr. Wonderful, argued that if a US stablecoin bill passed, the bull market would restart, Michael Saylor pitched bitcoin to American investor Ray Dalio, and John Mack suggested that crypto may become a part of the increasingly digitized world of...

, by Sead Fadilpašić

Do Kwon’s Shadow Wallets, Exploitative Hacks, Musking Binance and 20 Crypto Jokes

Let’s see what happened this week in crypto: here is a short summary. Bitcoin could reach $100,000 or more by 2025 if the Bitcoin Rainbow Chart model is to be believed, BTC may be nearing the bottom if certain drilling analogy metrics are correct, Bluntz predicted bitcoin will trade...

, by Sead Fadilpašić

Bitcoin Billionaire vs Gold Bug, Kardashian vs SEC, Do Kwon vs Freezing and 20 Crypto Jokes

This week in the Cryptoverse: bitcoin was showing bullish signs, Bitcoin hashrate reached a fresh all-time high, despite the market downturn, OpenSea reported $144.5 million in fees for Q3, and Tether said a majority of its holdings are in the form of US treasuries. Bitcoin miners are selling...

, by Sead Fadilpašić

Do ‘Red Notice’ Kwon, Cease-Desist-Raid, Resignations Aplenty and 20 Crypto Jokes

This cryptoweek, we saw XRP crashing and looked into an alternative to buy, and we took a look at what awaits the price of ADA, while the successful Cardano Vasil hard fork upgrade did not spark significant gains in the first days since it went live. In the meantime, the Polkadot developers...

, by Sead Fadilpašić

Hunt for Kwon, Stablecoin Threats, Exchange News Galore and 20 Crypto Jokes

This cryptoweek in the cryptoverse – crypto!But in more detail: crypto prices were down as the week began, ahead of the rate hike announcement from the US Fed, two experts shared their crypto price predictions heading into the FOMC meeting, LUNA dropped as US House bill threatened to...

, by Sead Fadilpašić

Ethereum Merging, Crypto Prices Rising, South Korea Do Kwoning and 20 Crypto Jokes

First things first, you all know the big news, let’s say it together: Ethereum went through The Merge! Speaking of which, check out why The Merge may create a huge centralization problem, why it matters for Ethereum’s health that Lido thrives as a censorship-resistant entity, what...

, by Sead Fadilpašić

FBI & DeFi, Difficult Bitcoin Mining, Saylor’s Battles, Ethereum’s Merge Risks, and 20 Crypto Jokes

The last week of summer has brought us a crypto crackdown in Afghanistan, FBI recommendations to DeFi users, and a new bitcoin mining difficulty record despite dropping mining profitability. Bitcoin bull Michael Saylor and his company MicroStrategy got hit with a tax fraud lawsuit and...

, by Eimantas Žemaitis

Ethereum’s Confirmations, Not-Really Comebacks, Losing Attackers and 20 Crypto Jokes

The bear market must go on. This week we learned that bitcoin miners sold 660% more bitcoin in Q2 compared with Q1, while decentralized finance broad total value locked experienced a decline. Ethereum will be 55% complete post-merge, according to Vitalik Buterin, while the first stage of the ETH...

, by Eimantas Žemaitis

Celsius Shortfalls, Ethereum Dates, Federal Guidelines, Canadian Caps and 20 Crypto Jokes

Another week filled with ups and downs in the crypto market. This time, it was Acala Network’s turn to get hacked, which was in line with the latest Chainalysis report that found an increase in crypto hacking and theft indices this year. Meanwhile, Terra’s Do Kwon sparked more...

, by Eimantas Žemaitis

Ethereum PoSing, Bitcoin Jumping, Exchanges Quarreling, Cash Tornadoing and 20 Crypto Jokes

This cryptoweek, BTC and ETH rallied after the announcement that July’s US CPI had seen a smaller-than-expected annual rise, Mike Novogratz was doubtful that bitcoin would push through the USD 30,000 barrier anytime soon, NFTiffs saw a plunge in its sales volume as the buyers...

, by Sead Fadilpašić

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