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Killers, Giants, Nodes and 20 Crypto Jokes

So, what happened this week in the Cryptoworld? Bitcoin crashed and the entire market turned bloody. You know, the usual. Until it's not usual and Bitcoin makes one of the biggest move in its history. We found out that Bakkt aims to lure institutional investors with a new product, that Killers are coming for Ethereum, and Adam Back said there's another way to safeguard BTC. In South Korea, eleven giants are teaming up for a government-backed “consortium-type” blockchain network, Binance joined Kakao’s Klaytn blockchain project in its governance council, more than 800 companies are doing business in crypto, and Samsung added twelve more dapps to it Blockchain Keystore.

While regulators join forces to tackle global crypto challenges, Ukraine wants to push through crypto regulation ‘till the end of 2019, Venezuela authorized Petro-to-fiat trading, and Russia may block Facebook. Speaking of Facebook: Twitter CEO dismissed it as a gimmick, its Libra alternative may be on a collision course with Binance's Venus project, Pentagon agrees with Libra over China - while China makes a major push for blockchain - and Facebook's CEO contradicted himself again, but as the hearing started, Facebook's shares soared, while BTC was nearing a death cross. Meanwhile, Justin Sun is not buying Poloniex, and poorly rated exchanges outperformed the industry’s stars. We learned how Brexit might affect BTC, what BTC investing in 2020 will look like, but also about ways and benefits of running your own BTC node. You can also run a full node on your phone, store your seed in a capsule, and earn BTC while playing games, while some of the Ethereum-based gaming is actually gambling.

Now, check out these 20 jokes we’ve gathered for you, neatly in one place. Enjoy!

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Let's do some identification first.

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Source: cryptomemes.us / Instagram

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And one more identification.

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Oh, so lovely. Look at all those historic (one day old) shades of red.

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We still have November and December!

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Well, it sort of did. +30%

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Source: María Paula, not Maria / Twitter

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Expert level.

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When you find it really, really funny.

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Source: btcclicks / Instagram

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Eh, close enough.

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Looks so good...

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*Clap* Well done! Try again!

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Maximum stretch.

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Source: Litecoinofficial / Instagram

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When you want pretence and reality jumbled in one photo.

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Speaking of which... Satoshi Ketamoto and Tom Wright.

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Source: u/JustLearnCrypto / Reddit

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Time is relative and the Cryptoplanet is situated near a black hole.

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Crypto fan attempt at communication v1:

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Crypto fan attempt at communication v2:

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But then! A non-crypto fan response at crypto fan attempt at communication:

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Source: u/thecryptoboss69 / Reddit

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When you wonder what Crypto Twitter is up to.

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And this is one of the reasons.

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And finally - your weekend crypto song from Lil Bubble, who thinks that the cryptosphere is a ridiculous place (sometimes).

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