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Altcoins, Seasons, and 20 Crypto Jokes

In the "everything's connected" news: BTC has been going below and above USD 10K again. Speaking of BTC, while it may be more dependent on the governments than many people think, ETH, which has climbed above USD 200, may surpass BTC daily transaction fees. Speaking of ETH, BitPay will start supporting payments in ETH. Speaking of BitPay, it will announce additional coins soon, with LTC and XRP being evaluated. Speaking of XRP, Ripple wants its lawsuit gone. And speaking of alts rallying, is it alt season yet?

Meanwhile, Germany ‘rejected’ stablecoins, urging the world to follow suit, while the South Korean branch of OKEx decided to delist five privacy coins. Nonetheless, some of the country’s biggest companies are investing in domestic blockchain and crypto startups, with the Seoul government looking to get in on the action.

In other relevant news, Binance made its first strategic investment in China, while Binance.US officially added BNB to its markets. LG has confirmed that it’s considering the release of a blockchain-powered smartphone, and Wells Fargo plans to pilot its Wells Fargo Digital Cash in 2020. However, there might be no space for more than four blockchain standards until 2022.

And now – introducing Their Blockchainess, the Crypto Jokes.

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When you wish to hear the sweetest of words...

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Finding hope in the smallest of details.

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As a precise of an estimate as it gets.

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When you see it all clearly.

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Loading. Please wait. Estimated time: IDK.

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Well, look, you know, sometimes it's oops...

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But other times... Cue 'The Avengers' theme song.

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When they ask you what it's like, show 'em this.

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This week agrees.

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It seems like a painful experience.

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(-_-)

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The moment you age in a single second.

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[ •́ ‸ •̀ ]

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Hodl it for me, I'll be right back.

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Get this man a dictionary! Google it for him!

Jamie you keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means. from r/Bitcoin

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Looks about right.

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Kids these days...

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There's just no impressing them.

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Call everybody you know.

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And for the end, here's your weekend crypto anthem.

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