30 Mar 2019 · 1 min read

Anne Boleyn Was a Bitcoin Maximalist: 20 Crypto Jokes

Have you ever wondered when the first Bitcoin maximalist was born? If your answer is “whenever Satoshi Nakamoto was born I guess,” you’re wrong, and let us prove it to you. Anne Boleyn, queen of England from 1533 to 1536, was born in 1507 - a whopping 512 years ago. If you want to find out what makes her the original Bitcoin fan, read on - we’ll tell you after we go through the weekly happenings in the cryptoverse.

We started this ‘momentous week for crypto’ (in Japan) with predictions by Arthur Hayes, South Koreans fighting for ICOs, and CoinMarketCap admitting to providing inaccurate data. There was another exchange hack, a crypto wallet is coming to WhatsApp, and a blockchain project is for sale on eBay. The week ends with more crypto adoption, more DragonEx hack information, more Justin Sun tricks, and Tezos baking coming to Coinbase’s institutional clients.

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We know, you’re reading because of Anne Boleyn. Well, here it is. Look at her necklace. (At this point, I really need to point out that this is a joke, and please do not lynch me. That goes double for history majors.)

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JK Rowling takes sharing tidbits about her books very seriously.

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This was dubbed “the official meme of the crypto moderate movement” so we might as well share it here.

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Remember kids, keep your private keys safe and uncorrupted.

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The longer you watch, the better it gets.

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It’s called “proof of tooth,” get with the times.

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It's almost like diversification.

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Ok, yeah, this is already halfway to mass adoption anyway.

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Also 5 is probably the optimistic prediction.

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What a Bitcoin whale would tell you if you talked to them.

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How many Bitcoin rip offs are there?!

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Do you think he gets it?

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It’s always the same dilemma.

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To the moon, my brethren.

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The future is already here, it just looks a bit weird.

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When they are so close to realizing that crypto is the solution.

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Don’t let your dreams stay dreams!

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Do or do not, there is no try!

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The dramatic history of the crypto industry. Coming soon to theaters near you.

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Who said that Justin Sun doesn't deliver?

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