{"id":34333,"date":"2019-08-04T04:29:00","date_gmt":"2019-08-04T04:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fr.cryptonews.com\/?p=34333"},"modified":"2023-06-26T11:06:56","modified_gmt":"2023-06-26T11:06:56","slug":"crypto-humour-du-week-end-4040","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cryptonews.com\/fr\/exclusives\/crypto-humour-du-week-end-4040\/","title":{"rendered":"Crypto humour du week-end (4 &#038; 5 ao\u00fbt 2019)"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Voici quelques dessins, photos ou m&egrave;mes humoristiques qui ont retenu notre attention cette semaine.<\/h3><figure class=\"image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cimg.co\/w\/articles-attachments\/1\/5d4\/47319e298b.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cimg.co\/w\/articles-attachments\/1\/5d4\/47319e298b.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cimg.co\/w\/articles-attachments\/2\/5d4\/47319e298b.jpg 600w, https:\/\/cimg.co\/w\/articles-attachments\/3\/5d4\/47319e298b.jpg 720w, https:\/\/cimg.co\/w\/articles-attachments\/4\/5d4\/47319e298b.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"100vw\"><\/figure><p><strong>Comment g&eacute;rer la tristesse.<\/strong><br><strong>&#8211; En parler.<\/strong><br><strong>&#8211; Boire du caf&eacute;.<\/strong><br><strong>&#8211; Manger ses sentiments.<\/strong><br><strong>&#8211; Calculer combien j&rsquo;aurais d&rsquo;argent en fonction du prix des cryptos.<\/strong><\/p><figure class=\"image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cimg.co\/p\/no_image.svg\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"100vw\" class=\" lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/cimg.co\/w\/articles-attachments\/1\/5d4\/47319c3e54.jpg\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/cimg.co\/w\/articles-attachments\/1\/5d4\/47319c3e54.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cimg.co\/w\/articles-attachments\/2\/5d4\/47319c3e54.jpg 600w, https:\/\/cimg.co\/w\/articles-attachments\/3\/5d4\/47319c3e54.jpg 720w, https:\/\/cimg.co\/w\/articles-attachments\/4\/5d4\/47319c3e54.jpg 900w\"><\/figure><p><strong>Quand t&rsquo;es &agrave; une f&ecirc;te et que personne ne veut parler de cryptomonnaie.<\/strong><\/p><figure class=\"image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cimg.co\/p\/no_image.svg\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"100vw\" class=\" lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/cimg.co\/w\/articles-attachments\/1\/5d4\/4731a67be5.jpeg\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/cimg.co\/w\/articles-attachments\/1\/5d4\/4731a67be5.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/cimg.co\/w\/articles-attachments\/2\/5d4\/4731a67be5.jpeg 600w, https:\/\/cimg.co\/w\/articles-attachments\/3\/5d4\/4731a67be5.jpeg 720w, https:\/\/cimg.co\/w\/articles-attachments\/4\/5d4\/4731a67be5.jpeg 900w\"><\/figure><p><strong>Quand quelqu&rsquo;un dit &laquo; Bitcoin ne repose sur rien &raquo;.<\/strong><br><strong>Moi qui essaye d&rsquo;expliquer.<\/strong><\/p><figure class=\"image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cimg.co\/p\/no_image.svg\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"100vw\" class=\" lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/cimg.co\/w\/articles-attachments\/1\/5d4\/47319a6999.jpg\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/cimg.co\/w\/articles-attachments\/1\/5d4\/47319a6999.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cimg.co\/w\/articles-attachments\/2\/5d4\/47319a6999.jpg 600w, https:\/\/cimg.co\/w\/articles-attachments\/3\/5d4\/47319a6999.jpg 720w, https:\/\/cimg.co\/w\/articles-attachments\/4\/5d4\/47319a6999.jpg 900w, https:\/\/cimg.co\/w\/articles-attachments\/0\/5d4\/47319a6999.jpg 500w\"><\/figure><p><strong>Avant les cryptos, apr&egrave;s les cryptos.<\/strong><\/p><figure class=\"image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cimg.co\/p\/no_image.svg\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"100vw\" class=\" lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/cimg.co\/w\/articles-attachments\/1\/5d4\/4731a0f4b7.jpg\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/cimg.co\/w\/articles-attachments\/1\/5d4\/4731a0f4b7.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cimg.co\/w\/articles-attachments\/2\/5d4\/4731a0f4b7.jpg 600w, https:\/\/cimg.co\/w\/articles-attachments\/3\/5d4\/4731a0f4b7.jpg 720w, https:\/\/cimg.co\/w\/articles-attachments\/4\/5d4\/4731a0f4b7.jpg 900w, https:\/\/cimg.co\/w\/articles-attachments\/0\/5d4\/4731a0f4b7.jpg 960w\"><\/figure><p><strong>Quand tes amis te f&eacute;licitent pour le prix du Bitcoin, mais que tu n&rsquo;as que des altcoins.<\/strong><\/p><p><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener \" href=\"https:\/\/cryptonews.com\/fr\/tags\/humour\">Plus de crypto-humour<\/a>.<\/p><h3><strong>Suivez nos liens d&#8217;affili&eacute;s:<\/strong><\/h3><ul><li><strong>Pour acheter des cryptomonnaies en Zone SEPA, Europe et citoyens fran&ccedil;ais<\/strong>, visitez <a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener \" href=\"https:\/\/www.coinhouse.com\/r\/179207\">Coinhouse<\/a><\/li><li><strong>Pour acheter des cryptomonnaies au Canada<\/strong>, visitez <a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener  sponsored nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/rapi.cryptonews.com\/ext\/bitbuy\/fr\">Bitbuy<\/a><\/li><li><strong>Pour g&eacute;n&eacute;rer des int&eacute;r&ecirc;ts gr&acirc;ce &agrave; vos bitcoins<\/strong>, allez sur le site de <a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener \" href=\"https:\/\/blockfi.mxuy67.net\/kqG6x\">BlockFi<\/a><\/li><li><strong>Pour s&eacute;curiser ou stocker vos cryptomonnaies<\/strong>, procurez-vous les portefeuilles <a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener \" href=\"https:\/\/shop.ledger.com\/?r=12b53b98a1c0&amp;tracker=CN-FR\">Ledger<\/a> ou <a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener \" href=\"https:\/\/shop.trezor.io\/?offer_id=82&amp;aff_id=1814\">Trezor<\/a><\/li><li><strong>Pour transiger vos cryptos de fa&ccedil;on anonyme<\/strong>, installez l&#8217;application <a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener \" href=\"https:\/\/go.nordvpn.net\/aff_c?offer_id=252&amp;aff_id=54152&amp;url_id=14818\">NordVPN<\/a><\/li><\/ul><p><strong>Pour investir dans le minage de cryptomonnaies ou les masternodes:<\/strong><\/p><ul><li><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener \" href=\"https:\/\/feel-mining.com\/?tracking=1ED831AFAB\">Feel Mining<\/a><\/li><li><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener \" href=\"https:\/\/www.just-mining.com\/register?sponsor=aNJ7nRa0m3qvgi6LkMXAZX506\">Just Mining<\/a><\/li><\/ul><p><strong>Pour accumuler des cryptos en jouant :<\/strong><\/p><ul><li>Au poker sur la plateforme de jeux <a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener \" href=\"https:\/\/coinpoker.com\/crypto\">CoinPoker<\/a><\/li><li>&Agrave; 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