20 Crypto Jokes to Have You Forget About the Dip
I never thought I’d ever, ever say this, but I’m about to quote Kanye West: Good things don’t last.
Cryptos are back to their usual Bart shenanigans, rising steep only to fall even harder. While some dread the inevitable dip, others are riding the wave and laughing along the way. We’ve prepared 20 freshly baked jokes to have you forget about the dip.
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Bottom? There is no bottom!
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Gotta check ‘dem gainz!
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Buy, Forrest, Buy!
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If you don’t own alts, you don’t know what suffering really is.
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Bitcoin vs Bitcoin Cash? Or Stellar vs Ripple, your call.
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This is the only time you’ll have your cake, and eat it too!
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That feeling when you’re a crypto millionaire, but can’t buy ladies a drink
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Now that would be a sequel I’d watch!
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A little dark humor to bright up the day.
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It’s dipping, you shouldn’t have checked. Now you’ll lose your gains AND get a fine!
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Imagine if you knew.
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It’s the friendship that counts, right?
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Shouldn’t have skipped math!
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I’m pretty sure this is how crypto prices are formed, too
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Can ‘choking the bull’ become a meme? Please? Pretty please?
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The elusive 8K.
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When moon? We like the moon! This is my new ringtone.
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Only Bieber’s fans sell in these hard times!
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ICO hunters will understand.
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You had it coming. Seriously.
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